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lyrics
Verse 1
Here comes the veggie who's orange and tall
Carrot, crunchy, snappy, he's got it all
Sometimes you eat him raw, nothin’ on top
Sometimes you need to dress him up with some ranch, blue cheese, anything you please
Take a swim in veggie dip
Got nutrients, that’ll please your parents, won't need vitamins yeah he's legit!
Hey Carrot!
(Oh hi ya’ll I’m snappy fellow)
Hey Carrot!
(Put me in some veggie dip and let’s go for a swim)
Hey Carrot!
(I brought kids, my baby carrots)
Hey Carrot!
(Hey kids!! It’s time for dinner! Lets get back on that broccoli boat.
But watch out for them tater gators and cucumber crocodidleys!)
Chorus
Do the veggie jam
Move your legs side to side
Do the veggie jam
Clap your hands way up high
Do the veggie jam
Criss cross your feet just like this
Do the veggie jam
Jump up and down and do a spin
Do the veggie jam
It’s the veggie jam
Verse 2
Here comes the little green tree, famous Broccoli
Got spouts and a stem, she's a gem
She grows in a bunch and her hair is permed
We eat her raw, or steam, fry her
Don't mistake her for the green giant
Melt some cheese on her, yeah she really likes it
Put her in soup, where she can swim
Sip her up and you will win
Hey Broccoli!
(Is it weird that my skin is green?)
Hey Broccoli!
(Do you think my green perm is too 80’s?)
Hey Broccoli!
(Nobody eats my stem, do I taste bad?)
Hey Broccoli!
(My best friend’s name is cheese. Mmm cheese…melt some on me! Yummy yummy!!)
Bridge
Then you got the Onion, Onion
Not talking ‘bout the Funyun, Funyun
He’s a real nice guy, yeah he’s a real nice guy
But if you get him in your eye, he’ll make you cry!
He’s a sensitive type, peel back his layers
See what’s inside, taste all of the flavors
He don't mind if you chop him up
Toss him up, fry him up, put him on top
Of a hamburger, salad, or stir fry
He's the greatest and you know why
He's the guy that’ll get the party pumpin’
#1 veggie, give it up for the onion!
Hey Onion!
(Eh! How you doing? You wanna peel my layers?)
Are you a Funyun?!
(Eh! No I ain’t no Funyun, I’m the real thang!)
Hey Onion!
(Eh! How you doing?)
Are you a Funyun?!
(Eh! I already told you, I ain’t no Funyun, I’m the real thang!)
Now put all them veggies in a stir fry, heat ‘em up, it’s a party tonight
Put all them veggies in a stir fry, heat ‘em up, it’s a party tonight
Put all them veggies in a stir fry, heat ‘em up, heat ‘em up, party tonight
Put all them veggies in a stir fry, heat ‘em up, it’s a party tonight
So jump!
Jump to the beat of the Veggie Jam!
Now jump!
Jump to the beat of the Veggie Jam!
Now pump it up, pump it up!
Pump it up to the beat of the Veggie Jam
Now pump it up, pump it up!
Pump it up to the beat of the Veggie Jam
Now march, march!
March to the beat of the Veggie Jam
Come on, march, march!
March to the beat of the Veggie Jam
Now jump, jump!
Jump up to the beat of the Veggie Jam
Jump, jump!
Jump up to the beat of the Veggie Jam
Now pump it up, pump it up!
Pump it up to the beat of the Veggie Jam
I said pump it up, pump it up!
Pump it up to the beat of the Veggie Jam
Now march, march!
March to the beat of the Veggie Jam
I said march, march!
March to the beat of the Veggie Jam, come on!
THE BIG EPIC SHOW is an American comedy and hip-hop variety show for children that is best known for their live performances
and music, which are “epic” in nature. A typical show includes choreographed dance numbers, live hip-hop performances, dancing costumed characters, puppets, props, special effects, and the famous dance contest that includes the fans....more
